Topo


♫ La...La...La...♫





38,887 notes ∞ Reblog 1 day ago
theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS


502,448 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

(Source: fashion--in--film)


272,688 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

robert-downey-jesus:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

mythical-loki:

timelordwithachristmaslist:

#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man

#I am Robert Man


125,347 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

(Source: chanelroze)


28,278 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

epic-humor:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

i love chemistry


1,002,721 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

image

(Source: snickerpoodles)


393,499 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago
misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

(Source: ollielephant)


473,656 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

tomascooper:

the-girl-who—lived:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

doctorlokiwinchesterholmes:

Selfies of the Caribbean

This is so important

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

(Source: daenerysmhysa)


244,429 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: )


227,190 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago
i-never-gave-a-fuckk:

society-killa:

champagne-paradise:

lmaoo

this is exactly why i love him lmfaoo

Xx

i-never-gave-a-fuckk:

society-killa:

champagne-paradise:

lmaoo

this is exactly why i love him lmfaoo

Xx

(Source: lavagoth)


37,557 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

(Source: commedesmotherfuckers)


225,170 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time


169,487 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?


146,725 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


1,160,915 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago
1 2 3 4 5 »
Theme By: Heloísa Teixeira
Base By: Jahrenesis
Theme By: Heloísa Teixeira